when the call goes to voicemail
The Japanese cover the 1st book of Asoiaf … and of course its 10,000 times more badass the US version.
look at this mf Jon.. like he just stepped out of Castlevania or Devil May Cry
HA!
(via wtfced)
(Source: jeffrey-lebowski)
Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new superpower.
imtheavataryougottadealwithit:
:O
Nerve Manipulation. Bow before me.
Sure, why not?
Holy fuck I can turn into a bear.
“Users can turn Universal forces into tools, objects, weapons and other items, create semi-living constructs and/or create structures/buildings of varying permanence. Users who have mastered this ability can use it for almost any situation, creating anything they need.”
(Source: professorsteel)
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
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After reading/seeing the crazy pcp homeless man face eating incident in FLA, this needs to happen
I know yall remember this episode of True Life.. Maaaan I still remember the entire episode. That scene when he finally debted that shit »»»»»»»»»»>
MAN! Mtv just down do it like they use to.. True Life ran out of good topics years old.
“shiiiiet bih……..its a nigga in oklahoma dat got ran over by a truck………..”
“gotdamn bout 3 kids missin in florida…….my uncle used to stay up there”
“a nigga in chicago got his ass stomped out….nigga had a cream suit on lls”
“Newt ‘n nem still trippin bout the unemployment rate, tombout Obama failing”
“some white bitch dun got her ass snatched up…AGAIN.. her ass prolly chopped up in the woods somewhere”
